August 6, 2005

Culture of death -- MMXI.

Iran Focus.

Tehran, Iran, Jul. 22 – A military garrison has been opened in Iran to recruit and train volunteers for “martyrdom-seeking operations”, according to the garrison’s commander, Mohammad-Reza Jaafari. Jaafari, a senior officer in the elite Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), told a hard-line weekly close to Iran’s ultra-conservative President-elect Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that the new “Lovers of Martyrdom Garrison” . . . would recruit individuals willing to carry out suicide operations against Western targets.

From: Iran opens garrison to recruit suicide bombers against West. Iran Focus, 7/22/05 [emphasis added].

Regretably, Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps officer Jaafari states that, while he normally likes to "lead by example" in all matters, he himself will not be able to participate directly in martydom brigade operations due to prior, pressing, priority personal projects, among which is installation of a hijab-friendly Turbo-Jihad® Danish hot tub at his revolutionary, infidel-proof summer cabana.

Accordingly, he will serve in more of a managerial, oversight capacity in martyrdom operations but stated categorically that he will definitely employ a "hands on" style and have an "open door" policy for the anticipated 15- and 16-year-old disturbed, depressed, destitute, and friendless youth who will be the backbone of the Lovers of Martyrdom Garrison.

"I want them to know that I care."

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