Again with the teenage finger wagging already.

First Runner-up, 2004 California Dorque Search Semifinals.

This just in from Junior:

We are Muslims. We love peace, but peace on our terms, peace as laid down by Islam, not the so-called peace of occupiers and dictators.

The Colonel is beginning to detect certain themes in Gooneybird Muslim public perororations presaging punishing crusades operations:

• An ability of any Muslim to take a leak on someone else's homeland converts that territory into "Muslim" territory in perpetuity. Compare Brezhnev Doctrine.
• The concept of "occupier" as applied to Muslims is a nonstarter. Once Muslims take over someone else's lands Muslims become THE OWNERS. End of story. Only infidels are "occupiers."
• Muslims are majorly in favor of peace, especially if it can be preceded by lengthy periods of war.
• Muslims have not got a clue about the concept of "the other guy" as an entity above the level of "oxygen thief." Peace "on our terms" or "as laid down by Islam." You get the picture. Un . . . believable.^[1]
• All Muslim political or military operations of the utmost nobility require the wearing of a veil.
• The confused mental state of a convert to Islam is directly proportional to his willingness to wear a funny hat and a veil (with matching purse).

The Colonel wonders if this kind of life choice could have been avoided by a bigggg hug from mommy and telling the beloved child, "We love you and think that it's so cute that frustration over your inability to get laid has manifested itself in a desire to betray your culture, your nation, and your family, and to wear funny clothes."

Just a littttttle more love and all this could have been avoided.

"Tape Released: American al Qaeda Member Warns of Attacks." By Brian Ross, ABC News, 9/11/05 <-- Clarity & Resolve.

Notes
^[1] What Junior is saying illustrates the core Muslim concept of the infidel as filth, "najis," q.v., with attendant opening of the psychological door in the Muslim mind to the primacy of "ME" and "US" over infidels, women, and slaves. With these three subhuman groups, Robert Spencer has written, Islam has not satisfactorily come to grips. To be a Muslim male, historically, was to be lord over all three.

The Colonel would be pissed too if, all of a sudden, he had to standing in line behind any of these lesser mortals as a result of "the West" or "liberalism" or "democracy." It's bad enough that every once in a while the Colonel has to stand in line behind a person with a French last name.