September 2, 2005

Logic-challenged "Brit" boob.

Immediate opening for busboy.
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The late Mr. Mohammad S. Khan, complete with Yorkshire accent, speaks from grave of duty to dispatch Mrs. Eleanor Carstairs, Mr. Chalmondeley Barrington-Hathornthwaite, O.B.E., B.B.C., and other Crusader/shoppers in London 7/7/05 subway bombing.

57,433rd recipient of coveted "Order of Ubiquitous Muslim Freaks (OUMF)," Mr. Khan bravely shoulders burden of 'splainin' to the kuffar self-evident correctness of following propositions:

  • Saudi dune masters et sons fils put much of civilized world to the sword 600-1,000 AD, enslave hundreds of thousands (millions?), and exploit, oppress and murder subject Christians and Jews = AOK#1toplovely deal for Muslims forever safe from imperialist in-kind, howdoYOUlikeitmotherplunker border and attitude readjustment.
  • Blinkofaneye Crusader incursion = evidence of certifiable Anabaptist-Shriner-Gideon Society sexwithgoatsyoushouldpardontheexpressiondepravity.
  • Subsequent effortless reconquest of pathetic Muslim lands and 100-year-plus impotent Muslim failure to reclaim any land at all = Allahhatesitwitha#@%*gpassioncrimeagainstnature.

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