March 20, 2006

Clinton movie titles.

This is a flash from the past we found on our hard drive doing some maintenance.

The Washington Times solicited possible movie titles from readers for the movie that would be made about the Clinton Administration?

Some of the responses:

Truth and Consequences
Citizen Stain
Prince of Ties
The Bad News Bares
Dumb and Dumber
Lady and the Tramp
Apackolies
The Big Lewinsky
Dial M for Monica
Willy Wonka and the Cigar Factory
Saving Private Lyin´
Easy Liar
The Lying King
Free Willy
Animal Spouse
Terms of Impeachment
The Wizard of Odds
Hip, Hip, Beret
Romancing the Phone
Tiepanic
Sex, Lies on Videotape
Sex, Ties and Audiotape
Waiting to Inhale
The Eight Commandments
Neither an Officer nor a Gentleman
Honey, I Shrunk the Presidency
The Me Lie Massacre
Bedtime for Bubba
The Full Monica

2 comments:

Gunny John said...

That's pretty funny stuff, however dated it may be. Funny how he's managed to slip under the radar these days.

Col. B. Bunny said...

No kidding. Use of the military in the Balkans to deflect criticism, taking Chicom money, obstruction of justice, oppressing Billy Dale, Waco, Vince Foster, Monica. You name it, he did it, but got a free pass every time from the MSM. If the press had given him the "Bush lied" treatment on any one of those issues he'd have been toast.

The feminists were quiet as the grave too.

Some say that Bill was this master politician but it's a stretch. He was a b_____ artist to be sure but time after time he forgot to check whether his landing gear was down when he came in for a landing. If you're that great a politician, you AVOID problems because you're so far sighted.

No. I say he was supported by great damage control artists, which included some private detective firms that were not above a little intimidation. I'm sure you remember the cat nailed to Ms. Willy's door, the threat to her on the runnning trail, the rear window busted out of one woman's car and the shotgun shell left on the front seat (Ms. Flowers?), the severe beating administered to the lawyer in Little Rock who mistakenly revealed he had a video of Bill visiting Jennifer at Quapaw Towers, the assassination of Jerry Parks . . . .

He also had the press rooting for him, which led to a curious lethargy or amnesia when it came to the facts of various scandals. E.g., Vince Foster.

I'm not surprised he flies under radar these days. He's pretty much discredited outside of Angry Left circles. Spokesman status for U.A.E. duly noted. Shades of Charlie Trie.

Out here.