Grave matter.

[The] Tower Hamlets Mosque [in the UK]. . . has been [pressuring] Muslim dominated Tower Hamlets Council to dig up the 350,000 dead Christians in a local graveyard in order to provide space for dead Muslims . . . .

What is it with Muslims? Either they want to bury live Christians or dig up dead ones. Can't they just reach a compromise, say, on a zombie existence for Christians? Free run of the country from midnight to dawn? Is that asking too much?

Muslims will doubtless go into a nut roll over Geert Wilders' tearing a page out of the Koran. Huge problem there. Brits, however, are supposed to tolerate having their ancestors' graves dug up by local Muslims. And their ancestors' bones moved where exactly? The nearest landfill?

What exactly does it take to piss off the Brits? I'm really beginning to wonder. Did these people at one time rule half the bleeping world or not? The people who are giving them fits now, whose asses they kiss, who are hell bent on taking over Britain and turning it into a veritable Islamic pit, are people who should be shining their shoes or polishing crosses instead.

Defender of the Faith.

But, whatever you do, my dear British friends. Don't vote BNP. Stay close to the mainstream parties. Trust them to fix this problem. Give your votes to the mealy mouthed top drawer types.

That is the sure path to your salvation.

Crucify your Enoch Powells and reserve your disdain for the Nick Griffins. Don't even think about casting a protest vote. LibLabCon and EU to the end!

"The Face of Moderate Islam in Britain." By Paul Weston, 3/27/08.