“Use every man after his desert, and who should escape whipping?” -- Hamlet............................................"War is natural. Peace is an accident." -- Rambo............................................"Your great love afar is spite at home." -- Emerson............................................"God's curse be upon the infidels!" -- Koran, 2:89............................................"I was ordered to fight all men until they say, 'There is no god but Allah.'" -- Mohammed, Allah's Prophet............................................"Islam is to dominate, and is not to be dominated." -- Mohammed, Allah's Prophet............................................"Killing the infidels is our religion, slaughtering them is our religion, until they convert to Islam or pay us tribute." -- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Osama bin Laden's principal deputy............................................"We must be open and tolerant towards Islam and Muslims because when we become a minority, they will be so towards us." -- Jens Orback, former Cabinet Minister for Swedish Social Democrats............................................"There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam." -- Ayatollah Khomeini............................................"You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves." -- Winston Churchill............................................"If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known, that we are at all times ready for War." -- George Washington............................................"In seeking absolute truth, we aim at the unattainable and must be content with finding broken portions." -- Sir William Osler............................................"Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute." -- Mark Twain............................................"We have now sunk to a depth at which re-statement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men." -- George Orwell............................................"We are under a constitution, but the constitution is what we say it is." -- U.S. Sup. Ct. Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes............................................"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." -- Plato............................................"An acre in Middlesex is better than a principality in Utopia." -- Thomas Babington, Lord Macaulay............................................"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?" -- Phyllis Diller............................................"What the horn is to the rhinoceros, what the sting is to the wasp, the Mohammadan faith is to the Arabs." -- Winston Churchill............................................"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." -- General Douglas MacArthur............................................"I feel with my fingertips and think with my brain." -- Col. Bunny............................................"Muslims must fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them and seize them, confine them, and lie in wait for them in every place of ambush." -- Surah 9:5............................................"Make the people sovereign and the poor will use the machinery of government to dispossess the rich. -- C. Northcote Parkinson............................................"You may not be interested in Islam . . . but Islam is interested in you." -- Ibrahim Trotsky............................................"What's wrong with denouncing white interlopers?" -- "Rev." Al Sharpton............................................"I am in support of the Hamas movement." Nihad Awad, CAIR's executive director, Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)............................................"Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to become dominant." -- Omar Ahmad, Co-founder, Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR)............................................"It is essential to stone the married adulterer until he dies, following the Sunnah of the Messenger . . . ." -- Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daaâimah, 22/48-49............................................"The Constitution is a mere thing of wax in the hands of the judiciary which they may twist and shape into any form they please." -- Thomas Jefferson............................................"Useless laws weaken the necessary laws." -- Charles de Montesquieu............................................."You are Mexicans too, you just live in the United States." - Mexican President Ernesto Zedillo, 1994 speech to radical-left Mexican-American lobbying group, National Council of La Raza............................................"The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it." -- George Orwell............................................"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -- Mark Twain.

30 March 2008

Obama's new rules.

Do Not ever bring up my light-weight legislative experience, neither my six years in the Illinois Senate, nor my five years as that state's junior part-time U.S. Senator.

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Do Not Ever bring up my total lack of military experience. Likewise, do not boast about my opponent's experience in the U.S. Navy, or his time as a P.O.W. ~~that would not be fair~~.

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Ignore that my candidacy for President is based entirely upon empty words, and the probability that when I am President, that I will travel the world apologizing for the past errors America has committed in Cuba, in Afghanistan, in Japan, in Iceland, in South Africa, in Iraq, in Iran, in Venezuela, in Canada, in Mexico.

Ignore that I, Barack Obama, am listed as the most liberal, most Communistic-rated Senator in that body, in the past 70 years.

IF you do not follow these rules that I have outlined, you are a racist-- just another American, Islamophobic, Jew-loving Hater.
Much more.

"The Barack Obama Rules of Politics." The Local Malcontent, 3/19/08.

H/t Hatless in Hattiesburg.

1 comments:

ExPreacherMan said...

Col,

Great post.

I linked to this post Obama's Rules from my latest post, Obama's View.

In Christ,

ExP(Jack)