Obama's new rules.

Do Not ever bring up my light-weight legislative experience, neither my six years in the Illinois Senate, nor my five years as that state's junior part-time U.S. Senator.

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Do Not Ever bring up my total lack of military experience. Likewise, do not boast about my opponent's experience in the U.S. Navy, or his time as a P.O.W. ~~that would not be fair~~.

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Ignore that my candidacy for President is based entirely upon empty words, and the probability that when I am President, that I will travel the world apologizing for the past errors America has committed in Cuba, in Afghanistan, in Japan, in Iceland, in South Africa, in Iraq, in Iran, in Venezuela, in Canada, in Mexico.

Ignore that I, Barack Obama, am listed as the most liberal, most Communistic-rated Senator in that body, in the past 70 years.

IF you do not follow these rules that I have outlined, you are a racist-- just another American, Islamophobic, Jew-loving Hater.

Much more.

"The Barack Obama Rules of Politics." The Local Malcontent, 3/19/08.

H/t Hatless in Hattiesburg.