October 13, 2008

to voters, on obama

We shouldn’t waste much precious time trying to count the precise number of minutes that The Hope of Mankind and the Light of the World spent adoring Rev. Jeremiad Wright in the pews of Trinity United Church of the Not For White Folks Christ. That’s proven to be a difficult task.

Current best estimates are that Mr. Obama has spent no more than 20 minutes listening to sermons in the 20 years he attended services at that church, and that only when the Reverend was home in bed with laryngitis.

When someone lies down with fleas, however, one rarely has to look for just one flea to determine if that person has a flea problem.

Hatless in Hattiesburg counts bunches of fleas on our man.

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