May 22, 2009

The Commander

Heir of Washington, it's my luck
Your princely fingers all to suck.
Valley Forge I now invoke
While I slobber on your cloak.
The ghosts of Tarawa around me stand
While I lick your royal hand.
Half the Nation loves the perk --
A president who’s . . . a clerk.

4 comments:

Belle Epoque said...

I hope the 'clerk', isn't edited into a 'jerk' down the line in that poetic masterpiece...

Col. B. Bunny said...

Thanks, Belle. It would be tempting to do so. Concealing your birth certificate, hanging out with terrorists, bowing to the Archbishop of Islam, and waving your wand over the waves for them to part are more instances of colossal duplicity, sedition, and hubris. "Jerk" just wouldn't seem to cover the full enormity.

KingShamus said...

Commander (In Thief).

Nice work on that one.

Col. B. Bunny said...

Thanks, KingShamus. It warrants saying.