[A]nxiety, Arctic tundra to burn, atmospheric defiance, bananas destroyed, beer shortage, blizzards, boredom, business opportunities, business risks, British gardens change, budget increases, cardiac arrest, cataracts, challenges and opportunities, cloud stripping, cold spells, cremation to end, damages equivalent to $200 billion, Darfur, dermatitis, desert life threatened, diarrhea, disappearance of coastal cities, Dolomites collapse, drowning people, early marriages, early spring, Earth spinning out of control, Earth wobbling . . . .765 catastrophes caused by global warming in all. Erectile dysfunction not on list.
So far. That’s when you know it’s time to get serious about the CO2 that is poisoning our grandchildren. It's not a laughing matter.
"A Complete List Of Bad Things Attributed To Global Warming." Investor's Business Daily, 4/5/10.
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