20 February 2014

Apocalypse now.

The blog What Really Happened has a long list of horrific events caused by global warming. A few examples:
Antarctic ice grows, Antarctic ice shrinks, . . . Arab Spring, . . . Atlantic less salty, Atlantic more salty, . . . avalanches reduced, avalanches increased, . . . Bahrain under water, bananas grow, . . . beer shortage, . . . billion homeless, . . . bird strikes, . . . brain eating amoebae, brains shrink, bridge collapse (Minneapolis), . . . brothels struggle, . . . bubonic plague, . . . camel deaths, . . . cannibalism, . . . circumcision in decline, . . . coral reefs dying, coral reefs grow, coral reefs shrink, coral reefs twilight, . . . cougar attacks, crabgrass menace, . . . Dengue hemorrhagic fever, . . . desert advance, desert retreat, . . . Earth dying, . . . Earth to explode,. . . equality threatened, . . . possums, . . . toads, . . . extreme changes to California, . . . fashion disaster, . . . .[1]
This would be funny if it weren't pathetic.

Notes
[1] "A (Not Quite) Complete List Of Things Supposedly Caused By Global Warming." What Really Happened, date unknown.

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