Eclipse humor.

From the RT live feed on YouTube:

• The moon is square. It only look round because our eyes are round
• Gravity is a hoax.
• The CIA is behind this.
• U.S.A. invented the eclipse.
• No more sunshine for Americans.
• Hitler is the reason this is happening.
• Bigfoot is Hitler.
• NK is sharpening its missiles.
• The end is nigh.
• NASA – Never Access Space Again.
• NASA – Never a Straight Answer.
• What's happening? I can’t feel my legs.
• Moist!
• This is not the mathematical size of the sun. This is Planet X.
• This is what you see when you die.
• CPUSA is indistinguishable from any other anti-Trump group.
• I can't see. I'm blind. I'm touch typing.
• Communist lives matter.
• I hope something exciting happens. Like Armageddon.
• The ball is in front of the glowey thing.
• NWO starts today.