Underpants gnomes’ take on Douma chlorine incident.

The South Park underpants gnomes are famous for their business plan on how to make money from stealing underwear:

This approach has taken root in geostrategeristical circles in assigning blame to various actors for using chemical weapons on their own citizens when to do so makes no sense whatsoever given

• strategic realities where victory on the battlefield by conventional methods is mere days if not hours away and
• a host of lying, posturing, scumbag foreign governments are just itching to find an excuse to attack said actors, one of which governments is led by a man with the foreign policy understanding and attention span of a gnat.

I now give you the convincing and compelling approach of Western national leaders, assorted former operatives, elected whores, commentators, “analysts,” military establishments, advisers, courtiers, intelligence establishments, and the MSM:

1. Chemical incident in Douma, Syria on April 7, 2018 reported by headchoppers and jihadi filth.
2. ?
3. Bashar al-Assad has used chemical weapons against innocent Syrian women and children AGAIN and now he must PAY.