While Col. Bunny has served in the Green Machine, he is not a real colonel. Nevertheless, The Colonel is, in his mind, definitely colonel material.
This may lead to the charge that Col. Bunny is delusional, which would certainly be "offensive" to him and "hurt his feelings" (no worse 21st century sin, he hastens to point out).
He won't lower himsef preemptively to refute this charge. The point is moot, anyway, as Col. Bunny is completely harmless. He holds no political power over anyone and is incapable of influencing anyone's thinking. (If past experience is any kind of an indication. My brother still refuses to listen to reason.)
Unless they are graduates of Harvard or Yale, in which case they are imminent road kill just waiting for The Colonel's turboblob to happen down the road.
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