Guidance system intact.

"Stilll crazee after allll these years . . . ."

The Colonel still wouldn't kick Jane out of bed for eating crackers, sardine sandwiches, pizza, prime rib, burgers, carrots, melba toast, Beanie Weenies, Hostess HoHos, popsicles, chop suey, Mongolian beef, marshmallows, salmon bisque, lox and bagels, ribs, Mississippi Slim Rocket Exhaust chili, pate, jelly doughnuts, paella, couscous, fried chicken, armadillo on the half shell, or cashew kitten.

That said, the Colonel has just got to take note of Ms. Fonda's unerring, majestic, diurnal, Swiss-made, twice-a-day tidal consistency. What does she do but she chooses to go on a tour of the U.S. to do some anti-Bush grandstanding and chooses a certified dimwit as a her co-campaigner and co-gadfly. This is no other than Member of Parliament, George Galloway, described by our source as "a passionate supporter of anti-Western causes in the Arab world."

The Air Force should study her brain for clues on how to build a guidance system for its rockets that WILL NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE PLACE WHERE THEY ARE DESTINED BY GOD TO BLOW THEMSELVES UP.

You'd think that Ms. Fonda would factor into her political planning the lessons of past experience. A normal person would conclude that going to the country whose troops were then and there in the field against American troops (bad enough) plus sitting down in the gunner's chair of an AA gun emplaced to shoot down your own countrymen probably wouldn't do a lot for you in the court of public opinion. U.S. public opinion, anyway. Non-traitorous left wing U.S. public opinion, anyway.

Nope, like %$^#& gravity, she voluntarily seeks out a bozo who hates the West. You just have to admire the fact that a seemingly intelligent woman can be such a one-note ukelele for, what is it now . . . , 35 straight years and counting. You have to.

The Colonel always appreciated the observation during Cold War times that where the socialists, commies, and fellow travelers in the West were concerned, no promise of socialism would ever be remembered and no failing of capitalism would ever be forgotten.

I dunno. I guess the West really is rotten, depraved, and heartless. If only we would listen to The People Who Live In Other Countries™ we could learn so much.

"Fonda will join Galloway's anti-Bush tour." By Paul Martin, The Washington Times, 9/5/05.