Unamused has the low down on the utter horror of life in the Congo. See below.
Regiments of U.S. halfwits will, upon reading this account of African barbarism, set out to solve the problems of the Congo by bringing Congolese to this nice first-world country where they will be free to duplicate the depravities of Congolese culture in Little Rock and Pocatello.
Those halfwits will detect nothing in this course of action that will have the slightest negative effect on their countrymen.
"Welcome to the jungle: Unamusement Park explores the Congo (part 2)." By Unamused, Unamusement Park, 8/24/11.