June 10, 2018

Urk.

Posting around here has been light the last few days. The Colonel went to the E.R. four days ago and was diagnosed with an enlarged ego.

We're dealing with this as best we can but a strict alcohol diet is working wonders just now. More scanograms and hypodermic needles that look like ski poles are in store for us this week. Frankly, our mission here on earth is NOT complete so many more years of caustic commentary, lame jokes, and mundane insights from us can be expected.

During this time, the world's greatest German shepherd thought it was fun to dig up and otherwise destroy the lawn sprinkler system out back. The urge to kill is strong.

4 comments:

paul scott said...

Right. The German Shepherd was showing disapproval that you went on a diagnostic search over inflated Ego. The treatment for an inflated Ego is to keep it up.

Col. B. Bunny said...

No danger of me suffering any ego deflation. :-)

Fortunately my real problem was a fading pacemaker batter that no one recognized. Very unpleasant effects in the heart functioning department but now, with a new gizmo on board, the Colonel is good to go again for another 10 years.

Lolitas brother said...

Sounds excellent, hope the new Gizzmo was made in the USA.

Col. B. Bunny said...

I hope so too. If it wasn't there's a certain justice that it's keeping this enemy of immigration alive and kicking.