June 6, 2020

Live blogging the disintegration . . . .

  • Sidney Powell criticized by Nancy Pelosi for not wearing vagina hat. . . .
  • National Guard in D.C. issued nerf balls in case of trouble from demonstrators. . . .
  • NYT rehires Sarah Jeong to provide anti-white color commentary during Intifada. . . .
  • George Soros apologizes for delay in funds for AntiFa shock troops. Requests emergency loan from DNC and Clinton Foundation. . . .
  • Vladimir Putin apologizes for invasion and communization of Portland. Offers to relinquish if U.S. will shut up about Crimea. . . .
  • Bashar al-Assad offers to send Tiger Force to assist in protection of U.S. oil fields. . . .
  • National Education Association forms task force to correct bad grammar and spelling observed in Lincoln Memorial graffiti. . . .
  • WWII memorial defaced. . . .
  • BLM protestor give five-star rating on Yelp for 7-11 Nacho Chips placed in hands by mysterious stranger. . . .
  • AntiFa has destructive eye gouges in combat techniques training regimen. . . .
  • Lisa Page, yes, that Lisa Page, hired by NBC.
  • Robert E. Lee statue in Richmond relocated to site beside statue of Arthur Ash.
  • Shocker: Maine paper thinks Trump lacks character, maturity, judgment. Calls for resignation. Or least long weekend at Mar-a-Largo. . . .
  • Sens. Harris, Bernie, and Markey mull $2,000 monthly payment to individuals affected by lockdown.
  • BLM loot, burn businesses of black citizens.
  • Greta Thunberg and Mike Pompeo diagnosed with megalomania. . . .
  • Thousands and thousands of demonstrators continue to infest cities for reasons lost in the mists of time. . . .
  • Sec. Def. Esner takes page from Alexander Haig book: wrests control of federal military establishment from Jared Kushner. . . .
  • Second memorial service for George Floyd held. This time not focusing on how he died but how he lived. . . .
  • Minneapolis city council plans to dismantle police force after things quiet down. . . .
  • Entire Buffalo Police Unit Resigns In Solidarity With Officers Suspended For Shoving Elderly Protester. . . .
  • Lawyers arrested for throwing Molotov cocktails. FBI makes firm offer of employment. . . .

3 comments:

paul scott said...

So let's say I am walking around in Seattle; a writer advances threateningly. I warn him first, he keeps on coming, I shoot him. Then lot's more come and I shoot them also. What happens next. Is this John Brown's body lying there?

paul scott said...

haha Rioter advances, not writer. Freudian slip. They probably can't read or write very well.

Col. B. Bunny said...

Those writers are the worst! :-) My tablet is the most dangerous. The keyboard software makes many stealth "corrections" with results that make my look like a dufus if I don't watch it.

Why not John Brown. The nation is in full greasy, dishonest sanctimony mode and the liefest is operating superbly. ANY asinine idea will float onto the nation's tv screens so why not John Brown? Or Noble Savage 2.0?